FROM CALIGARI TO HILTER (1947)

Another foundational film text, one way, way the fuck ahead of its time. Siegfried Krachuer’s FROM CALIGARI TO HITLER blew my teenage mind.

FROM CALIGARI TO HITLER posits that film not only speaks to modern culture, of the trials and tribulations of the present, but also speaks about the future.

Notably, it details how you could see the rise of Nazi-ism through years of German cinema, especially tracking German insecurities via the 1920 expressionistic film THE CABINET OF DR. CALIGARI.

I do not understand how others have yet to latch onto this idea, because, for fuck’s sake, if nothing has told us about the insecurities and hopes for powerful influences to protect us, it’s the inscrutable fucking Marvel superhero franchise.

(It’s also telling that we’ve grown disillusioned by it!)

I will also note! German cinema fell the fuck apart during Nazi-ism! German cinema was at one point the goddamn hallmark of quality media, then fell off the face of the Earth until the New German Cinema movement occurred in the 70s, thanks to especially to Fassbinder, Herzog, and Wenders.

So, yeah. 30 years of cinematic garbage.

(FYI, the same occurred with the Soviet Union. That’s a tale for another time.)

What FROM CALIGARI TO HILTER instills is a political and cultural way of perceiving the hows and whys works exist, what folks are fraught of, of the subject matter they want to tackle and usually? That’s what is right in front of not only their faces, but everyone else.

So, yes, think about that the next time you head out to a Hollywood blockbuster. Think about the subtext. Think about the undercurrent, because it’s fucking there, regardless of whether it’s something the collective creators of a film are aware of.

These are works that represent a singular point in time, and they speak volumes. Watch and listen to them.

Similarly, this is also available via Princeton University Press!

PLACING MOVIES/MOVIES AS POLITICS (1995)

I’m lumping together PLACING MOVIES and MOVIES AS POLITICS from Jonathan Rosenbaum because they’re two sides of the same coin.

If you were of a certain age in Chicago, you read the weekly alt-print Chicago Reader and if you were a film nerd? You ate up Jonathan Rosenbaum’s words. While he was not the only film critic at the Reader, he was certainly the most prestigious.

Rosenbaum was extremely prolific and one hell of a Francophile and not only did he take the dumbest films seriously — MOVIES AS POLITICS even scrutinizes the absolutely puerile ACE VENTURA — but he also framed films within their cultural impact and also what the filmmakers were attempting to do, and also how they were influenced by the world around them.

My copies of these works are so dog-eared and dotted with so many asterisks and notes. In a world when so many folks were solely talking about the entertainment value of projected works, he respected what film was capable of, of how the flicker brings us together, of how these collective works speak to everyone, but also have so much more to say than most folks perceive.

He was also instrumental in the absolutely gorgeous restoration of Orson Welles’ TOUCH OF EVIL, which is quite the accomplishment! (He does go into detail about the restoration if you take the time to buy it on physical media.)

I will note that he has since retired, but he still haunts screenings! Also, I did meet him once at FACETS, a Chicago theater that is actively uncommercial and I do not understand how they’re able to pay the rent.

Anyway! He barely gave me the time of day which … fair, I know how I present … but goddamn, I’m not gonna lie: that hurt, but doesn’t diminish from his critical contributions.

IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE (1995)

If you aren’t familiar with Walter Murch, he is an absolutely exceptional film editor. You’ve seen his work. He’s best known for editing the significantly unruly APOCALYPSE NOW, as well as THE GODFATHER PART III, but also GHOST, as well as THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF BEING. He’s also super-fucking smart. He has the heart of a philosopher and is so inquisitive and thoughtful in a way that I can only extoll as someone that is more than happy to mentor folks.

IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE is Murch imparting all of his editing knowledge, because he’s that generous of an individual.

I think about this book at least once a month. While it’s dense with all sorts of minutiae about editing — he spends A LOT of time discussing the difference between vertical editing (via Moviolas and Steenbecks) and digital editing in ways that I think no one nowadays consider — it’s still exceptionally entertaining and enlightening.

I was lucky enough to straddle that strange film divide, in that I did edit on actual film but also edited on AVID systems.

While I am a computer nerd — I grew up with a keyboard in my hand and I still have the PCjr to prove it — there is fucking absolutely nothing like editing physical film.

Digital is disposable. You can shoot for hours and hours.

Physical film is not. You get a spool of film. You have to cultivate an eye for lighting, for camera position, for ensuring you are methodically shooting for the best verve of storytelling, that you aren’t violating the 30 degree rule, that you’re following through with the right angles of a shot-reverse shot, that you’re getting the best coverage while still being mindful of your film budget.

You do not have any way to see your work apart from what is right in your eyes, the space you inhabit.

Then once it’s shot, you have to string out your workprint — which I’ll note can take far too long to process! — and thread it through a reel-to-reel workbed and squint at the tiny screen projecting your hard work, then find your mark, unspool the film and splice it with a razor.

It is often a grueling process. Splice after splice for hundreds of feet of footage. Film cement is pasted over and over again. Your oily fingers often taint what cost way too much money to film.

Digital editing disposes of all of that and, what Murch notes, it’s easier, but far less intimate; footage goes from being something precious to transitory and almost wasteful; as if it’s taking performers and labor for granted.

I digress.

What keeps popping in my mind is what Murch titled his work over: IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE.

Murch realized pretty quickly that one blinks after the completion of a thought.

He also realized that narratively, that’s organic to storytelling.

Consequently, he found himself innately cutting whenever he saw a great actor blink.

Bad actors? They flutter their eyes. They’re far too focused on recalling lines, too distracted by other actors or the surrounding sets. They do not inhabit their roles.

Great actors have a visual intensity. They become who they’re asked to. They blink naturally because they’re on the same wavelength.

This doesn’t just apply to film, but also real-life. For better or worse? Once you’re imparted with that knowledge? It is very easy to tell who is taking in your words, and who simply doesn’t give a shit and lives in their own little world that you are not a part of.

You’re probably familiar with the phrase that the eyes are windows to the soul, and I do believe that, but eyes are also so, so very complex. They convey so much, perhaps more than any other facet of the human body. There’s a reason why poker players often wear sunglasses; it’s so very hard to lie when your eyes are willing to betray you.

Murch gets that, which is why he’s such an amazing talent, and the fact that he’s willing to let the world into his observations and knowledge, well, be thankful and perhaps you — like me — will retain his words and wisdom.

WORDS ON WORDS ON FILM WEEK+

You may be unaware that I spent a good number of years in film school. Most folks aren’t aware, but yeah, I wasted a lot of money before realizing that 1) writing about film was no way to earn a living, and this was way back when newspapers had full-time staff and 401Ks!! Also, 2) when I migrated from film criticism/analysis to cinematography? I quickly became aware that I am not gregarious enough for industry work.

If you are a people person? The film industry is a lot of fun! If you are not? It fucking sucks!

That said? The time I spent on indie sets and scrabbling about as a grip for TV pilots? Those were some of the best times of my life. You’re given a purpose and you either pass with flying colors, or fucking fail spectacularly!

Also? I learned so much about electricity! Especially how not to use it! Holy moly, Chicago apartments have the worst wiring in the U.S. I cannot tell you how goddamn valuable that is a skill to have.

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again: unless you have a goddamn good reason to turn down a gig, say yes. There’s nothing like on-set experience and the camaraderie one has when working on a collective effort, especially when it’s a feature film and you’re essentially living with folks you do not know and are thrown into the fray for at least a month for exploitative hours on end!

It is something special and unknowable and you will be hard-pressed to recreate that ever again.

So, this week? This week is all about the texts that made me fall in love with film. (It’s technically a week and then some because I do not know how to shut myself up.)

I know it sounds antithetical, extolling text for what is a visual and aural medium, but I love nothing but to read others be effusive as to what they love, often dictated via screenshots and credits and shared screenings, in whichever way and form they can do so.

So: welcome to Words on Words on Film week, which will actually last longer than a week. Hey, my blog? My rules!

BLACK CANARY Vol. 4: ‘Kicking and Screaming’ & ‘New Killer Star’ (2015-2016)

To be blunt: I bought this new (at the time), kinda weird all alt-band take on Black Canary solely because Annie Wu was on art duty. I’ve been following Wu since the heyday of tumblr and her kinetic linework, energetic and engaging layouts, and her savvy sense of fashion are unparalleled.

It also helps that her interest in goth-chic dress is absolutely, 100% in alignment with mine.

I, well, I haven’t really been a big Black Canary fan despite the fact that I think I own a ridiculous number of her works? I did enjoy the Green Arrow comics she was in.

(If you aren’t familiar? They were a thing.)

Mike Grell? Goddamn I’d read anything he’d pen and illustrate.

Anyway! This is a great two-parter that knows what it wants to do! It puts Black Canary in a bunch of situations she is not a fan of and she punches and kicks and brutalizes and destroys her way out of them because she’s punk as fuck and oh, did I mention? There are two EPs, one for each arc, and holy fucking shit, it is an amazing post-punk piece of work! Sweetening the deal? They’re absolutely free via Bandcamp!

While I do wish it’d lasted longer, there is something to be said for saying all you need to and getting the fuck out, which is exactly what BLACK CANARY does. Pick up both volumes, read them on a lazy Sunday, and thrive on the energy.

TILLY AND THE WALL – The Freest Man [CSS Remix] (2019)

If you’ve read prior posts, it’s no surprise that I have …a lot of baggage. I have literally penned thousands and thousands of words here that touch on just how messed up I am. (Hopefully in the service of being entertaining, calling attention to undiscussed issues, but most importantly recommending awesome works, naturally!)

This boy I know, he is pure of soul.

He just gets lost some times in his chemicals.

It sucks! It really sucks. However, this song helps.

Just remember you called it all bullshit.

Well it isn’t if you stop giving into it.

TILLY AND THE WALL are — well, technically were, given that they’re no longer active — a band of born of sympathy, of seeing and feeling others’ hurt and wanting to help.

I don’t like how it feels when I think of him!

This song really helps! Music is often a fucking balm, but can also shed light.

I previously posted about TILLY AND THE WALL’s ’No Education’ remix, which is so enthralling, but The Freest Man?

As someone who has struggled more than I’d like, someone who has actively pushed support away, felt afraid of relying on others, this song is the other side of the coin; of hearing how others view you struggling.

It hits hard.

Being able to latch onto the work of others as a means of support and a type of realization is the beauty of art and effort.

This boy I know lives in a bell jar
It is balancing upon its pedestal
He tries not to upset the weight of conscience
Afraid it’s so far to fall if no one catches him

Is this a pretty basic remix? Sure, but it’s fucking engaging and bolstering four-on-the-floor electro.

It is no mistake that TILLY AND THE WALL have a background in education, because this track? The Freest Man? It’s about as sympathetic as it gets, and I am absolutely here for it and I love their generosity and I greatly miss them.

But I’ve been there too, and I swear to god
If I can help you, please, you’ve got to tell me how
I know you’ve been away, and it can break you down
And I don’t want you gone

If you haven’t heard the original? Here it is in all of its tap-dancing glory:

You can walk away The Freest Man.

POSTMODERN JUKEBOX ‘Where Is My Mind?’ (2021)

If you aren’t familiar with POSTMODERN JUKEBOX? It’s basically a righteously self-indulgent cover band (in all of the good ways!) that repurposes modern works into ‘oldies’, all of the Jazz Age, when jazz was — you know, fun — instead of being far too heavy and mathematical for the likes of me.

In other words: it has a lot of brass, a lot of upright bass, a lot drum whispers, and a lot of women belting.

Allison Young here is absolutely channeling Deborah Kerr here, and I am so, so here for it. This rendition of THE PIXIES’ ‘Where Is My Mind?’ is so sultry, and also so goddamn captivating.

(Also, as someone who did a lot of string work? Who can play just about every instrument on-stage apart from the vocal work? I love seeing this ensemble!)

All of that said? Goddamn, this song reminded me of how whistling is a fucking instrument! I absolutely forgot that — ooh, I know how to fucking whistle! And yes, yes, I can’t help but whistle along, although I admit? At first? I was a bit flat. Better now, though. And yes, I do embellish it a tad.

I’ve learned a lot through therapy, but one of the major facets have been simple breathing exercises, and those who instructed me are not wrong. I’ve found myself more mindful of — well — holding onto my breath, which uh, sucks and 100% a trauma thing, but at least I’m aware of it now.

Anyway!

Whistling? Yeah, sure, annoying for those around you, but I’ve found it to be astoundingly cathartic since discovering this song.

To quote Lauren Bacall: “You just put your lips together, and blow.”

HARLEY QUINN: A VERY PROBLEMATIC VALENTINE’S DAY SPECIAL (2023) [REDUX]

“Who is pumped for the best VD EVER?!

“I mean, ugh, you know what I meant.”

(Phrasing, Harley.)

Look. I love romantic works. Yeah, I know. I’m weird for …someone who is who I am. I have literally penned more than a few very fucking queer romance novels and screenplays. Maybe someday you’ll read one of ’em? (I’ll warn you? It often doesn’t end well! I’ve been through some shit and if I have to? So do my characters!)

Consequently? Yeah, I’m totally reposting this amazing special focusing mostly on Harley and Ivy — colloquially known as Harlivy — because? Well, because it’s fucking Valentine’s Day and it’s adorable and I love it and they are so fucking good for each other and, while they have their issues, they’re the best match and I cannot get enough of that.

I’ve rewatched this so many times. If I remembered to count, I’d probably be embarrassed, but I stopped counting so fuck it!

It is an absolute delight. (Except for the weird Clayface assplay? Not really sure what’s up with that but that’s what ‘skip forward’ is for!)

(Also? I may or may not have rewatched it halfway through penning this post.)

So, yes, here we are, here’s my take on HARLEY QUINN: A VERY PROBLEMATIC VALENTINE’S DAY SPECIAL .

Also? I love Ivy’s hair here! And I love how the illustrators don’t use the same staple buxom body type for women! And I love that Ivy actually dressed up instead of wearing her bingin’ sweats! The end is so heartfelt and poignant, with Ivy’s reveal about her best Valentine’s Day ever!

Harley: “…yeah, I think the orgasm matters.”

Ivy: “Yeah, I didn’t totally buy that either when I said it, but I needed like a third example for the structure of the speech so…”

Goddamn this show is so much fun and so smart while also being so enjoyably and non-judgmentally smutty! Just fucking watch it already! Happy VD, everyone!!

Also, I may have rewatched it again. No, I definitely did, and I will not apologize for my streaming actions!

TINY TINA’S WONDERLAND (2022)

Every once in a while I suffer from a bout of ennui and I just want to play something mindless and shooty but without too much gore or, well, trauma. I just want to tune out, to hear and have a consistent hum in my hands, to let the vibration of the controller and the world wash over me.

DESTINY used to fill that void for me until I realized? DESTINY? Kinda an asshole of a game. Sheer. Fucking. Exploitation. It’s all about the dopamine and nope, not going back to that spigot.

Instead, I trawled the deep dive of PS+ Extra and found TINY TINA’S WONDERLAND.

I admit: I’ve never been a huge BORDERLANDS fan, which is perhaps what developers Gearbox are best known for. (Well, that and a kinda botched HALO PC port.) I did enjoy the Telltale series TALES FROM THE BORDERLANDS, but the original FPS games felt too thin to me.

TINY TINA’S WONDERLANDS though? It hit the sweet spot for me.

I guess it’s BORDERLANDs adjacent? Aesthetically, sure? It’s all cel-shaded and broad strokes and pew-pew-pew!

What I love most about it though? It’s how it fucking nails the cavalier nature of being a dungeon master.

TINY TINA’S WONDERLAND (TINA from here-on-out) is ostensibly a meta-game, where the namesake Tina is forcing her friends to play a tabletop role-playing game and she’s having the time of her life while her friends? Well, Andy Samberg and Wanda Sykes are simply entertaining her.

(Yeah, I have no fucking clue as to how they wrangled such awesome voice actors for this game, but I’m not complaining! Oh, and Will Arnett is voicing the villain, as he does. Oh, and did I mention that Ashly Burch is the voice of Tina? As in Ashly Burch, the fucking voice of one of my favorite characters ever: Chloe in LIFE IS STRANGE? …yeah.)

Tina’s game goes way, way off the rails from the get-go, and I love to see it because while I’ve been playing tabletop role-playing games since my teens?

We have never, ever taken them seriously, despite the dungeon master’s most valiant attempts.

Every quest devolved into smiles and giggles and lunacy, and that same spirit is present in TINA because this game is wild and unapologetic and unhinged and sure, puerile at times, but it’s so much fun!

All of that said? Why. The. Fuck. Can Gearbox not ship the buggiest games ever?

It says a lot that I’m willing to play this game — this lampooning of Bethesda-ish role-playing games like SKYRIM — despite the fact that it’s buggier than Bethesda’s games, which are notoriously known for being buggy as shit!

Unlike any other game, I can’t go half an hour without it crashing on me. Also? It fucking overheats my PS5 to the point where the fucking console hard-crashes.

I literally have to unplug it to start it back up again.

Also? I’m playing it via the SSD! It should not be overheating!!

That is ridiculous. But I keep unplugging it and starting it back up again because that’s how much fun this game is.

(For what it’s worth, going completely offline — as in turning all online activity off via the PS5 settings — seemed to mitigate the issues, but that should not be the solution!)

I will note: the game does suffer from the normal bloat that I quickly realized BORDERLANDS does: there’s too much fucking loot. Micromanaging scores and prices and stats? It’s goddamn tiring! It’s overwhelming!

However, it’s a small price to pay for what is outlandish cotton candy-ish fun. It’s silly. It knows what it’s doing, and it knows how to make me laugh — even at some of the laziest jokes — and sometimes? Sometimes that’s all I need.

(I’ll note that I played this single-player, and I know that’s not in the spirit of the co-op friendliness of BORDERLANDS, but I’m not much of a co-op person!)

MR. MONK’S LAST CASE (2023)


Content Warning

This post discusses suicidal ideation.


Spoiler Warning

This post mentions several early plot points regarding MR. MONK’S LAST CASE. It also details the ending of Agatha Christie’s CURTAIN.


MONK was a USA network TV procedural featuring the very nuanced Tony Shalhoub as Adrian Monk. Monk is a brilliant, married San Francisco detective who struggles with obsessive–compulsive disorder.

In the opening episode Trudy, an accomplished journalist and Monk’s wife, is murdered via a car bomb and Monk finds himself confronting what he sees as an unsolvable case which flares his OCD to unsociable levels. He leaves the force and holes himself up in his apartment, fastidiously dusting and wiping and fussing over his living space, attempting to enact order, at least until SFPD comes knocking at his door and pull him back into the real world.

“It’s a jungle out there.

Disorder and confusion everywhere.”

MONK certainly falls in the realm of cozy, non-threatening murder mysteries. There is no omnipresent sense of dread and little in the way of heightened emotions. However, unlike many other cozy murder mysteries, the heart of the show is its melancholy. Adrian Monk is haunted by his wife’s death for years and burdened by his many compulsions and fears. Shalhoub never plays Monk overly serious or nihilistic but instead portrays him as a petulant man-youth with a bit of hurt behind his eyes.

“No one seems to care; well I do! Hey who’s in charge here?”

The series finale let Monk solve Trudy’s murder, allowing him to move on with his life, to live with answers instead of questions. At least, that was the goal.

14 Years Later…

From out of nowhere — and at no one’s request — we have MR. MONK’S LAST CASE. Monk is no longer a consultant for the SFPD. He’s been working on a memoir of his cases which is deemed uncommercial thanks to being overly verbose and concerned with anything but his cases. He’s off of — and stockpiling — his meds, flaring up his OCD.

I will not spoil anything about the case apart from stating that why it pulls a reluctant Monk back into detective mode is surprisingly cruel, especially for a show like MONK but, as it’s a full-blown made-for-TV film, stakes are expected to be raised, and MR. MONK’S LAST CASE certainly raises them.

If you noted the stockpiled pills and immediately thought: ‘Oh, Monk is contemplating suicide.’ then give yourself a pat on your back. There’s also a scene very early out of the gate where Monk longingly stares out of a high-rise window at the sidewalk below, and his fingers inch close to the window clasp. Also, he’s literally counting down the days on his paper calendar to a day with the name ‘Trudy’.

Solving Trudy’s murder didn’t bring Adrian the solace he had hoped for. Instead, coming out the other side he felt unmoored, unnecessary, a ship without a sail, and in his mind the only solution is to join Trudy in his idea of the afterlife. Dark? Sure. Too dark for MONK? Not at all as it feels organic to the character. Post-Trudy, Monk is a man who is never content, driven to placate himself but never finding peace.

“Poison in the very air we breathe.

Do you know what’s in the water we drink? Well, I do and it’s amazing.”

While Adrian Monk certainly shares DNA with a number of other murder mystery/detective fiction protagonists — MR. MONK’S LAST CASE has a number of blatant riffs, especially a very not-so-subtle insertion of an adoptable dog named ‘Watson’ — he mirrors Agatha Christie’s fastidious and fussy Belgian ex-policeman-turned-private-detective Poirot more than others.

Putting aside recent adaptations of Poirot mysteries, Hercules Poirot is an overly neat and tidy man, a man who is very proud of his perfectly coiffed mustache, of his immaculately shined shoes, of the fabric that lines his coat. Like Monk, Poirot becomes very agitated when anything disrupts his sense of order, be it mussing his attire or imperfectly sized eggs.

Also, like Monk, Poirot has an bit of an ego, is very aware of his talents and — as he himself puts it — his ‘little grey cells’, and is steadfastly stuck in his own ways. However, Monk and Poirot couldn’t differ more about their deduction techniques:

Monk’s technique is in the Holmes-ian mould in that he pieces together the murders utilizing precision knowledge of items and dates and scuffs and cigarette ash which inevitably result in comedic moments where Monk is disgusted by having to get down and dirty and then he throws a childish fit.

Nonetheless, Poirot is in every which way a Christie protagonist. While she was a relentless researcher and certainly knew of many ways to physically enable someone to kill someone, she was always more interested in the circumstances, the emotions and motivations and flawed humanity that drove one to commit such an act. While, yes, Poirot does ask suspects to detail their time and place around the murder, it’s not just the time and place he’s making note of, but the words and body language in-between those bullet points.

Like Arthur Conan Doyle’s frustration with how wildly popular his Sherlock Holmes creation had become, after having published far more Poirot novels than she thought she ever would she found herself tiring of the character. However, like Doyle, she came to the realization that for as long as she lived, Poirot would live alongside her.

To cope with this, she did the next best thing. In the midst of WWII she penned Poirot’s final novel, CURTAIN: POIROT’S LAST CASE. While it starts like so many other Poirot novels — countryside inn, an ensemble of suspects, unexplained deaths — the circumstances are different this time around. Poirot and his affable sidekick Hastings are older. Times are changing. The world is different. The old guard is ailing, reduced to a number of medications to keep the heart beating. Tried-and-true techniques no longer guarantee the same results.

Part of Christie’s impetus was to ensure readers would receive proper closure regarding Poirot’s life and contributions, as it was also written with bombs falling around her and she was very unsure about the future.

Upon completion of CURTAIN, Christie locked the manuscript in a bank vault and continued to pen Poirot adventures, the last of which was ELEPHANTS CAN REMEMBER, published in 1972.

After penning the Tommy and Tuppence mystery POSTERN OF FATE in 1973, Christie knew that would be her last work so she unfurled CURTAIN and it was published in September of 1975. She lived to see the world react to Poirot’s literal end, but passed shortly after on January 12th, 1976.

It’s on record that Christie was a rather secretive person. Her ‘lost 11 days’ where she just up and vanished from her home and family, leaving behind numerous oddities that were construed as ‘clues’, including three envelopes handed out to staff only to be opened upon her death has the grist of a private joke. She was later found residing at a spa and she claimed to have no memory of the past 11 days.

What occurred between those 11 days, as well as the reasoning for leaving in the first place, has been the source of endless speculation, including several films and a Doctor Who episode.

“People think I’m crazy, ‘cause I worry all the time.

If you paid attention you’d be worried too.”

A brief aside: It’s been widely speculated that Christie was suffering from Alzeimers late in life. If you read her novels as they were published you can see her prose turn, leaning more into terse bouts of dialogue, characters often repeating or even contradicting themselves in non-writerly ways. Certain narrative twists don’t land or even make much sense. Hell, even the title of her last Poirot novel — ELEPHANTS CAN REMEMBER — seems to underscore that she was aware of her ailments.

The upside of this is that CURTAIN, a novel Christie wrote thirty years prior, a novel so rich and complex, a novel that reckons with one’s worth and ability and aging and expectations, reads thirty years later like nothing she has published in decades, but also reads like everything she’s wanted to put into words for so, so very long.

(I swear this is Eddie Campbell’s work! I wish I would have asked him when I met him!)

CURTAIN closes with Poirot murdering his suspect, despite the fact that he has no tangible evidence to link him to the five murders he’s investigating. Then, before bed, Poirot intentionally neglects his heart pills and he passes away in his sleep due to a heart attack. He dies torn between his actions to dole out justice, but also with the knowledge that he has enacted justice but can no longer be trusted to do so. He is tired; so tired.

He pens all of this to his sidekick Hastings, who receives Poirot’s scribed ‘drawing room speech’ several months after Poirot has been buried. Envelopes beget envelopes.

“And last of all, the pistol shot. My one weakness. I should, I am aware, have shot him through the temple. I could not bring myself to produce an effect so lopsided, so haphazard. No, I shot him symmetrically, in the exact center of the forehead…”

Poirot, CURTAIN, in a letter he penned for Hastings. [pg. 222]

MR. MONK’S LAST CASE leans heavily on all of the above, from the formal queasiness of asymmetry to feeling adrift from modern society, seeing one’s self as abnormal, the desire to kill one’s self to quell the madness around you, to be the sole person who can instill order no matter the cost, to hope for some kind of peace and solace that you’ve known in the past, to put a name and a date on it, to send envelopes containing words hedging around what all of this means, why one needed to see this through to the very bitter end…

“You better pay attention or else this world we love so much might just kill you.

(I could be wrong now, but I don’t think so!)”

I can’t say for sure that MR. MONK’S LAST CASE used Christie’s CURTAIN as an influence, a template, and — or — a springboard, but the pieces fit in a way that suits both protagonists, as well as for the viewers who are mystery nerds.


Despite having penned hundreds of words above about how MONK pays tribute to the detective fiction of the past, the show itself never calls attention to it or makes it the centerpiece of a scene. In other words, you don’t have to have read every Christie mystery or every Hammett potboiler in order to enjoy MONK. It’s a series that stands on its own two legs, while also acknowledging works that have inspired those willing the show into existence.

I should know. I started watching MONK a few seasons into its run and was smitten, despite having never glommed onto detective fiction in the past. I had barely read any of Doyle’s Sherlock tales, the only Christie works I saw were adaptations aired on MASTERPIECE THEATRE, which I mostly watched for the Edward Gorey animated opening sequence. I was into noir, but mostly for the moral ambiguity and the misfit characters and the grime and nihilism.

“‘Cause there’s a jungle out there.

It’s a jungle out there.”

Was MONK cozy? Sure. However, that general sense of melancholy, of feeling like you were a burr on society but also that society was a personal burr for you resonated deeply. Monk, the character, the persona, was one of a damaged individual just trying to get by. While he thought highly of himself, the world around him literally suffocated him. It may sound like a minor character tweak, but for the time — hell, even now — it’s far headier than the usual ‘oh I’m just a drunk with mommy/daddy issues but I’m also brilliant’.

MR. MONK’S LAST CASE is not just a shadow of CURTAIN. After all, this is a proper film — albeit made-for-streaming and all of the baggage that entails — and fills up two hours (with commercial breaks, naturally). Every facet of the show is dialed up to 11, including explosions, manner of deaths, almost all of the gang is back together and hell, even the number of exterior shots instead of bland offices and over-utilized Warner Bros. lot buildings have increased! They’re playing with a far larger budget than pretty much any TV-centric detective fiction fan is familiar with.

Also, simply because of Adrian’s germaphobic nature, the show handles COVID and the collective lockdown and repercussions far better than just about any other mainstream media work I can think of. Fittingly, the populace’s embrace of safety and awareness of infectious issues only serves to depress Monk further.

MR. MONK’S LAST CASE looks great: it no longer has its odd vaseline-ish patina, drones have been deployed, and the editing pushes and pulls where and when it should. The suspect? Well, let’s just say I wish the real-life counterpart faced the same sort of justice.

MONK was a certain type of show that is sadly going extinct; a crowd-pleaser of a collective effort that knew how to entertain, but also indulged itself in substantial and thoughtful riffs. It was show the whole family could watch, but each member would delight in vastly different facets of an episode.

MR. MONK’S LAST CASE manages to return to that form, to toe that line: it’s funny, it’s quippy, it’s smart, it pays homage to the past, it has a lot of spectacle, it explores the interiority of its namesake, it has a great villain, it’s not copaganda — I could go on and on.

Yes, MR. MONK’S LAST CASE is more open-ended than CURTAIN. However, I do hope it is how we leave him: in a better state than when we first met him.

“Eh bien.”

Hercule Poirot

“It’s a gift… and a curse.”

Adrian Monk

Addendum

Yes, I know. MONK has so many quotable moments, so why, why?! did I choose to only quote the Randy Newman song that serves as the title sequence, and wasn’t even part of MONK’s first season? ‘It’s a Jungle Out There’ is that succinct and, despite the fact that it was a song that pre-dates MONK, it perfectly encapsulates the show. That’s why. Best of luck getting that earworm outta your head now!