STRAY GODS (2023)

Just to note…

I’ve only played STRAY GODS once, so I cannot discern between any differences between lyrics and/or outcomes apart from the linked videos that I did not capture.

The STRAY GODS story I experienced is solely the one I played, so it may not feature the same songs, inflections, intonations, or lyrics that you may have or might experience.


Due to timing and circumstance, I wasn’t able to play STRAY GODS the moment it was released, which is a shame because anything that has the words ‘The Roleplaying Musical’ in its title is catnip to me, and to have to punt on it was trying.

That said, it was worth the wait.

I do want to get one thing out of the way beforehand though: by ‘roleplaying’ they literally mean ‘roleplaying’. This is not an RPG. This is an interactive novel. You are ‘roleplaying’ as the title character, a wayward young adult. The only interactions are dialogue trees via a very BioWare-ish interface.

(I will note: this game was willed into existence by the lead writer of DRAGON AGE so … none of the above should be terribly shocking news.)

Personally? I am absolutely fine with that severe amount of restraint, especially since I played it while suffering from a broken tailbone because games and narratives distract from obtrusive pain and angling dialogue trees was about the best I could do at the time. (Don’t ask, and no it wasn’t because of any Chicago snow or ice.)

Alas, I’m getting ahead of myself.

STRAY GODS takes Greek gods and situates them in a quasi-modern Earth. While the bodies said gods inhabit are ephemeral, they find new hosts and live on, partially thanks to the belief of those around them, as well as the dark shadow cast by their prior history.

If you’re a comic book and/or gaming nerd, it evokes a lot of Kieron Gillen and Jamie McKelvie’s THE WICKED + THE DIVINE which essentially posits mythological gods as rock stars in the modern world who inhabit mortals for their own purposes and, yes, spectacle and hedonism.

It also reminds me somewhat of Don’t Nod’s HARMONY: THE FALL OF REVERIE with its emphasis on mythological stories and tone and high stakes.

To riff on a slightly more popular work, STRAY GODS swaps the fairy tales of DC/Telltale’s FABLES’ inspired THE WOLF AMONG US in both the thick inkworks and comic book visual stylization which — oddly reminds me of AEON FLUX — as well as noir-infused conflict. However, there are no quick-time events; just dialogue. Reams of dialogue with striking shot-reverse-shots of static images.

If you’re here to play because you’re hoping to quell some sort of power fixation, you will be sadly disappointed, because here? Here, you are the mortal, and — not unlike one of many TWILIGHT ZONE episodes — it’s your life at stake, and only you can wriggle out of the noose.

All of the above may sound like I’m damning STRAY GODS with faint praise, but I am not. STRAY GODS is a gaming anomaly. It’s rare that games like these, games that are all about heightened emotions and all emotive and intensely personal conflicts, those finding their way in the world. I am endlessly thankful that it exists and? I am looking forward to replaying it and possibly taking a different tact to it and to see where that takes me.

The voice casting here is pitch-perfect. The majority of the cast are well-known for TV/video game voice work — Laura Bailey as Grace who has been foisted upon her the role of Calliope, Troy Baker as Apollo, Mary Elizabeth McGlynn as Persephone, Abubakar Salim as Eros — Salim voiced Bayek in my favorite Assassin’s Creed game — but also features FOR ALL MANKIND’s multi-faceted Janina Gavankar as Grace’s best friend Frankie! Felicia Day! STAR TREK: DISCOVERY’s Anthony Rapp as Orpheus! (Apologies if I left out anyone’s favorites — there’s a wealth of talent here.)

This is a work all about bombast and elation and care and worry and wrung hands and fear for the future and … well, perfectly attuned to all of the necessities that form the best musicals. (I will note? They undersell that while this is a musical? It’s first-and-foremost a rock opera.)

You can write off the static nature of the visuals which are essentially merged versions of sequential visual storytelling as economical, but they’re also emblematic of emotional moments that are frozen in time. Moments where you feel your life has changed; pivot points.

Granted, not everyone can appreciate that — obviously, those who are more inclined towards theatrics and are more emotionally grandiose will glean more from this than others — so take this recommendation with a pinch of salt.

As is the way with gods and fates, this has all happened before and it’ll all happen again. The end is pre-ordained, and everyone knows it, but you have to jump through the hoops to get there.

Are the songs in the vein of modern Broadway staples? Yes, yes, they are, but there’s nothing wrong with that. It’s a ever-growing formula for a reason, folks.

‘Challenging a Queen’:

However, these sort of tales? Even if my engagement is simply pointing my directional stick at a quip or murmur or outburst and then hear the astounding belting of a grand duet? The journey is worth the effort.

If there was any doubt that this was a saccharine sweet musical, they put a pin in it at the end — at least with my tale — when Grace reunites with Calliope.

…and yes, I did try to romance Persephone but it didn’t quite work out. (For what it’s worth? I wrangled the second scene. So close, but yet so far.)


Addendum

Just one day before this post was scheduled to be published, it was announced that Summertime Studios will be releasing STRAY DOGS: ORPHEUS as DLC on June 27th! (Although, boo, as a console player I have to wait for some undefined time to play it.) Can’t wait to delve back into this world!


THIRSTY SUITORS (2023)

“BATTLE YOUR EXES

DISAPPOINT YOUR PARENTS

FIND YOURSELF”

Such is the mantra of THIRSTY SUITORS.

It is so, so, so very tempting to describe THIRSTY SUITORS as the queer SCOTT PILGRIM everyone should have had, even though the former is a videogame and I’m referring to the SCOTT PILGRIM graphic novels. However? No, no, no, it is a very different beast.

THIRSTY SUITORS features Jaja. Jaja is a first-generation American-India transplant. She also goes through romances like toilet paper, leaving emotional turmoil in her wake.

After receiving her comeuppance via a garbage girlfriend miles away, she cycles back home to face the sexy daemons of her past.

To briefly note: I’m a white male (he/they) New Englander so I haven’t dealt with the very specific sort of parental passive-aggressive and negging portrayed here by a first-generation American-Indian woman, but I am married to a Greek woman so I’ve definitely witnessed something similar first-hand.

I will fully admit that I bought THIRSTY SUITORS because it looked like a spiritual sequel to one of my favorite games: JET SET/GRIND RADIO, all rollerblades and culture-jamming. Hell, when I was running club nights, we’d routinely use those JET SET RADIO gaming avatars to promote ourselves. SEGA was way ahead of the curve with that game. (That’s a story for another time.)

While THIRSTY SUITORS delivered on the JGR facet in that it was fun as hell — you can effortlessly skate around your neighborhood and the surrounding areas without facing much in the way of penalties — and it features the same exuberance and a similarly boppy soundtrack.

However, while it does incorporate the JGR mechanics to get around, THIRSTY SUITORS is first-and-foremost about one fuckup of a human being who has made so many bad decisions as a teen — someone who was innately alluring to others — someone who used people close to them like toilet paper, and is reckoning with that and trying to put matters, if not right, then not wrong.

Despite the name, despite what it says on its tin, while everyone here is horny as fuck, it’s about facing the night after as opposed to focusing on hookups.

This game is a fucking exhaustive emotional rollercoaster.

Like the best works, it’s framed as a daily structure. (Hey, don’t believe me? Watch DEADWOOD, which is strictly bound by sunrise and sunset.)

While the game mechanics are thrilling, really, the game is more about the narrative, and what a story. THIRSTY SUITORS is a breath of fresh air, detailing an immigrant story and 20-something angst. While playing it, I was totally gobsmacked that it existed because? Tales like these simply don’t exist in the interactive space, much less look as gorgeous and be so aurally hooky as this.

One of the things I absolutely love, love, love about this game is how physical Jala is. Jala isn’t the sort of person to just walk into a scene; they bounce into the action. Jala loves to flip around, and while part of it is a call to attention, it’s also just innately them. That sort of physical effusiveness is, oddly, no more on display than when Jala is cooking.

The first step to cooking is always: wash your fucking hands. This is the first game I’ve ever seen to prioritize it. (Also? If that’s not your first step in cooking? Uh, fucking learn it! Repeatedly wash your hands, you filthmongers!)

But I digress. Jala? Jala flips herself over and performs a number of acrobatics — and you have to perform a few quicktime events — to do so.

It’s a small note, but upon washing her hands? She flips on back to the stovetop! Everything is sliced and diced and served with over-exercised verve and I fucking love it!

As someone similar, as someone who can’t help but bop around in the kitchen, who can’t stand still, who is a weird ball of energy that always wants to be in motion, I couldn’t help but love her grace.

THIRSTY SUITORS is a game I wish continued forever. I loved every moment of it. (That said, I did skip every optional skating opportunity because I’m not in the mood for twitch-based gaming at the moment!) Did it have a satisfying conclusion? Most certainly. I still want more. I want a 7-UP of this game. 14-UP. 21-UP! (If you aren’t familiar with the reference? There’s an array of documentaries that follow folks every seven years of their lives. Highly recommended!)

I will note that, yes, I was disappointed that I couldn’t really romance anyone, but that’s not the point of the game or its narrative. Despite the flirting options, there’s really no wooing; it’s all about self-examination and self-scrutiny.

There aren’t many games that I feel the need to replay, but this game has been calling to me to revisit. It’s that good, and I feel like so much effort and thought and feeling went into it, but also seems like it was overlooked and under-appreciated. Please rectify that.